Aug 21

My 38 Surprises

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tired

Today I had no energy to write a proper post but got this very casual post idea off Chris who also got it from Alitta, both of whom I enjoy spending time with at work. I slightly changed the title but the questions are all the same:

1. My uncle once: was everything I wanted to be
2. Never in my life: have I met a proper soulmate
3. When I was five: my parents went separate ways
4. High school was: adventurous
5. Once I met: the Man Utd goalie Edvin van der Sar in a London park while he was still at Fulham
6. I will never forget: all the fun I had in my younger years
7. Once I met: a stupid twat who thought all the girls in the world should worship him
8. There’s this girl I know: who I really fancy but she lives miles away
9. Once, at a bar: I got chatting to a fit girl who I later found out was an A-lister!
10. By noon, I’m usually: starving to death
11. Last night: was the first time in months I didn’t go online but just went to bed early
12. If only I had: loads of dosh so I could travel the world!
13. Next time I go to church: will not be in the near future
14. What worries me most: is lack of love (and sex!)
15. When I turn my head left I see: my wardrobe
16. When I turn my head right I see: my nicely lit balcony
17. You know I’m lying when: I try to get laid!
18. What I miss most about the Eighties is: Was too bloody young innit!
19. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: who gives a toss!
20. By this time next year: bkkguru.com will get so big I can’t handle all my fans haha
21. A better name for me would be: Thai-ger!
22. I have a hard time understanding: religious people
23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: fuck off home in no time
24. You know I like you if: I buy you a drink
25. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: whoever gave it to me
26. Take my advice, never: have unprotected sex with strangers
27. My ideal breakfast is: anything in bed!
28. A song I love but do not have is: I Predict A Riot
29. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: move and live here for good
30. Why won’t people: stop being so bloody greedy?
31. If you spend a night at my house: make sure you bring your tooth brush
32. I’d stop my wedding for: a trip to the moon
33. The world could do without: selfish people
34. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: stop having fun
35. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: Fearne Cotton
36. Paper clips are more useful than: the many paedos fucking about here
37. If I do anything well it’s: binge drinking without getting drunk!
38. And by the way: do this on your blog and let me know, if you aint got one just do it here

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  1. Bil
    August 27th, 2008 at 6:22 pm

    1. My uncle once: nearly ruined the lives of 5 people
    2. Never in my life: have I found a way to curb my hormones!
    3. When I was five: I presumably looked very cute.
    4. High school was: all about holding hands and kissing girls.
    5. Once I met: myself and didn’t really like it.
    6. I will never forget: the first time I saw a pig getting slaughtered!
    7. Once I met: a japanese guy trapped in a Thai mans body
    8. There’s this girl I know: who isnt really a girl
    9. Once, at a bar: I didn’t get drunk. Just once though.
    10. By noon, I’m usually: sleeping soundly
    11. Last night: I was drinking from a bucket of whiskey in a DJ booth with a female DJ and her cute friends til 6am, choosing CDs for her to mix.
    12. If only I had: power.
    13. Next time I go to church: I will develop a headache
    14. What worries me most: my brother being unhappy
    15. When I turn my head left I see: my wall
    16. When I turn my head right I see: my door
    17. You know I’m lying when: I dont lie.
    18. What I miss most about the Eighties is: Mighty MOUSE
    19. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: puck
    20. By this time next year: I will be fatter, richer and addicted to more substances than at present.
    21. A better name for me would be: god
    22. I have a hard time understanding: people who dont favour education.
    23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: finish my thesis on deviant logic
    24. You know I like you if: your computer still works after I’ve known you for a week.
    25. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: whoever gave it to me
    26. Take my advice, never: piss me off! Im dangerous even to myself!
    27. My ideal breakfast is: pizza at 4pm.
    28. A song I love but do not have is: none
    29. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: watch the 6pm evening bbc news.
    30. Why won’t people: think before they speak
    31. If you spend a night at my house: expect my mother to mother you
    32. I’d stop my wedding for: a simple request would probably do it.
    33. The world could do without: pride
    34. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: the cock of a bellyroach
    35. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: dont know any
    36. Paper clips are more useful than: most people who “work” online.
    37. If I do anything well it’s: being right.
    38. And by the way: I rule.

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